I must be the only person in the valley to have not been to this restaurant, until now. I stopped by this past weekend to pickup a pizza and was fairly surprised at how good it was. I've heard all sorts of good things about the process they use, such as filtering the water the same way they do in New York. I haven't verified any of this, but the rumor seems rather widespread.
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For the past few months, I've been looking for a new vehicle, though just here and there. The nice thing about looking for a vehicle and not being in a hurry is that you can comfortably walk off the lot if the sales person doesn't give you the exact deal that you want. It's amazing at how flexible they can be when they know that you don't *need* to buy a vehicle right now.
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The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.

In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.

The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.

Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
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