We entered the George and Dragon looking for some good food and a good game of pool. The evening started out great with the authentic British cuisine and good service. At this point you may think, "How could it get any better?" And you'd be justified in that thought, as it was all downhill from there.
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One of biggest pet peeves is going to a place, like a restaurant, and finding out that they don't take American Express. Their reasoning for it is that it is too expensive. Let me explain this a little, for those that have never been on the receiving end of a credit card transaction.
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The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.

In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.

The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.

Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
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