The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.

In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.

The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.

Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.