Several years ago, the priest began dancing in front of his congregation during his sermons. Curious of this, one of the members asked how this came about.

"Well," said the priest, "it's hard to keep an Arizona

Arizona	(air-i'-ZON-u')
The State of Arizona comprises the extreme south-western portion of the United States. It is bounded on the north by Utah, on the east by New Mexico, on the south by Mexico, and on the west by California and Nevada.

congregation interested. In the winter, the weather is so nice that they have no interest in heaven. In the summer, it's so hot that they have no fear of hell."