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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret
for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a
day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods,
and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old
are you?"
