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Thu Nov 23, 2017

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Law-Abiding Citizen

A gentleman was driving through Arizona
Arizona(air-i'-ZON-u')

The State of Arizona comprises the extreme south-western portion of the United States. It is bounded on the north by Utah, on the east by New Mexico, on the south by Mexico, and on the west by California and Nevada.

when he saw flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror. He promptly pulled to the side of the road, and noticing that his seatbelt was unbuckled, he quickly buckled it.

"Hello, officer," said the man. "I know I was in a little bit of a hurry; I apologize for that."

"I see you're from out of state, and you're following our state's seatbelt law," stated the officer.

"Yes sir, I always do."

"Do you always wear your seatbelt through your stearing wheel?"

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